kai: "when you're in jail can you leave after 2 days if you don't like the beds?"
me: "no. they try to make the beds uncomfortable so you won't like them."
kai: "have you ever been to jail?"
me: "no."
kai: "has daddy?"
me: "no."
silence for a few minutes
kai: "have you ever been pulled over by a police car?"
me: "yes."
kai: "why?"
me: "for driving too fast."
kai: "daddy has, with grandma for going too fast."
kai: "i wouldn't mind getting pulled over by a police car."
me: "why do you think a police man would pull you over?"
kai: "i don't know."
silence for a few minutes
kai: "when will we vote again?"
me: "in 3 years."
kai: "when do we vote for the president?"
me: "in 3 years. we may vote for someone before that, like a mayor for our city."
kai: "how old will i be when we vote?
me: "8"
kai: "how old will zaiah be?"
me: "5" (now that i'm doing the math in my head i don't think this is right.)
kai: "how old is the president?"
me: "almost 50."
kai: "is he older than grandpa jewell?"
me: "no, he's younger."
me: "no, he's younger."
kai: "will i be a grandpa next time we vote?"
me: "no, you'll only be 8."